How does one win coitus from an aficionado of the TARDIS ? wear out a massive scarf joint . Also , tweed blazers and sneakers are essential . Here are some Who fans with a word or two on extirpate your romantic inhibitions .
In a recent pillar on Nerve , Doctor Who fans spilled the beans on how to win a mate and negotiate titillating imbroglios , even if you have the social graces of a Cyberman . Not to get all self - referential on our readership , but io9 ’s very own Charlie Jane Anders dribble some prime advice on balance your sex life and theater guests :
My girlfriend and I are have house guest for the next two weeks . We normally have very loud sexuality . How can we keep restrained without give up sex entirely ?
Here ’s your luck to try some new sexual techniques ! The marsh - savants of Nexus 74 have intimate relation by rub their foreheads together , very slowly , for five or six hours . The Nebulons of Andromeda charge their crotch into orbit separately , but the trajectories are cautiously count so that the two sets of genital organ collide just as their electron orbit begin to decay , creating a exclusive fireball which crash into the largest stilted body of water ( a source would be complete ) . Inhale the resulting steam until you drop dead out . Then there are the Fingerlegs of Proxima V , but perhaps you ’re not ready to find out about them yet .
As for my own Doctor Who - theme kinship advice , I can not recommend this running enough . It is unmitigated dance floor smack . It ’s like the Dance of the Seven Veils .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTELokKfCk
[ ViaNerve . Photo viaGeekologie . ]
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