What does theFreedom Traydo ? Lots of hooey , o.k. ? keep out up . Is this a patriotic tray ? Yeah , that ’s more like it .
The official response , to thisofficial interrogation :
The Freedom Tray is a testimonial to the world class manufacturing and commitment of the intemperate crop masses of this land . We are lofty that the Freedom Tray is all made and manufactured in the USA with US - made materials . Also , as the name involve , the tray provides you the exemption to live an organized , spillage - complimentary and unlittered life-time without changing your day - to - mean solar day routine .
In other word of honor , yes . It also holds drinks , fries , crybaby , or potable - tyke - or - chicken - shape - thing , has legssometimes , and is fundamentally a small plastic folding table with India rubber ring , which costs $ 20 . I now yield the floor to the ever - so - more or less not American - sounding Ewa Mataya Laurance : Being in your car , watching TV , boating , camping , at the game , the race , or serve up burgers at the tailgate company ! This stuff belongs in our fundamental law , somewhere . Along with a coupon for the Freedom Tray . [ Wonkette ]
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