Unlesslast weekwas your first episode ofGame of Thrones(which , uncanny ) you ’ve known the defeat of the White Walkers was n’t going to suddenly fix everything . In fact , as last Nox ’s episode reveals , in some ways triumph has made things worse . Because now that the bushed have been handle with , Daenerys and Cersei are finally detached to start destroying each other — and the gods help anyone who chance to be in the way .
Like the much of the show ’s terminal season thus far , “ The Last of the Starks ” had its problem , but it was also pretty riveting . It begins with a giant funeral for those who died in the fight ( they all get cauterise , which would credibly be a very good funeral policy for the North moving forward , I think ) , then moves into a giant feast in celebration of save the cosmos from the frozen dead . All these disparate hoi polloi come together for a plebeian end , and now they ’re comrades … at least for a short bit .
The unity between Daenerys and the North begins to rub and fall apart almost immediately . It ’s done mostly in silent feeling between characters and firm playing by the performers , who get more tense and infelicitous even as everyone else parties around them . Sansa observe Daenerys use the solemnization to seek to acquire over the people of the North , and increasingly mistrust the fag . Daenerys see all the people of the North grayish brown overJon Snow(including a horrendously on - the - nose moment where Tormund scream how Jon is a king for free a dragon , like he ’s the first soul to have managed such a exploit , all while Dany is sit about 15 human foot forth ) and grows increasingly straiten over her nephew ’s popularity … and his clandestine claim to the throne . Jon , meanwhile , feel everything falling asunder and just gets more and more pitiful .
Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) in an increasingly rare happy moment.Image: All images: Helen Sloan (HBO)
Of naturally , nothing ’s ever so bad on Game of Thrones that a male person Stark ca n’t make it bad by gain an incredibly stupid yet technically “ respectable ” decision . Dany corner Jon after the party asking , demanding , and outright begging him not to tell anyone about his true identity . While she ’s necessitate in the first place so her claim to the throne is n’t questioned or endangered , she ’s also not wrong ; every someone who knows Aegon Targaryen exists makes it more potential for the arcanum to get out , which would bear on Westeros into even more bedlam . As Jon has pledged his fealty to Daenerys and sworn an swearword to lead the North to fight to get her on that can , you might think he ’d obey this very sensitive request — especially since he very , very much does not want to be baron himself .
You might think that , but then you ’d be block Jon Snow is an idiot .
Somewhere in that learning ability of his , he feel he has to recount the truth to Sansa and Arya , because they ’re his family . So he does . This is jolly dull , both for Jon and on a write up level , because there ’s no code of honor that command you narrate your fellowship everything , otherwise good ol’ Ned would have been thrust to tell the entire Stark clan about Jon ’s real parent . As Daenerys right points out , it ’s also wildly dangerous to specifically tell Sansa , who would much favour her half - brother / cousin rules Westeros , for obvious reasonableness . Also , Daenerys is miserable knowing the truth that after all her struggles and calamity , someone else technically has a good right to the Iron Throne . And it ’s craze . She wishes Jon never secernate her , and it ’s clear Jon wishes he ’d never been tell either , because then he could continue having sex with his aunty in blissful ignorance . This secret has ruined everything between them .
Jon Snow (Kit Harington) seen about as happy as he ever gets, which is to say “not very.”
candidly , it ’s the kind of stupid conclusion Jon has had to periodically make to keep the show ’s overall secret plan conflicted and striking , and in this sense , male child does it work . After realizing Tyrion has some fears about the pansy ’s increase ruthlessness , Sansa tell him there ’s in reality another option as to who might rule Westeros . Tyrion of grade tells Varys , who , after understand how easily Jon united the North , the wilding , and Daenerys and her United States Army together , starts leaning very powerfully towards Jon ’s candidacy . With both her two biggest advisor secretly wondering if she ’s the right person for the job , things are not count salutary for Daenerys .
And then they get much , much tough .
While Jon and Davos march south with the armies , Daenerys and the rest canvas to King ’s landing place to begin this “ final warfare ” by light upon first . or else , she watches as another of her dragons , Rhaegal , is riddled with giant crossbow bolts and fall beat into the ocean . It turns out Cersei has been quite meddlesome while the numb were invading the north , as she ’s outfit all of Euron Greyjoy ’s ship with new - and - improved giant crossbow Scorpio the Scorpion . And when Daenerys is forced to fly aside on Drogon , lest he get killed as well , it turns out the ballista can rupture apart ships as easily as dragon . Daenerys ’ fleet is chew up yet again , and the survivor can only rinse ashore and regroup , but Missandei gets captured during the topsy-turvyness .
Jon Snow (Kit Harington) seen about as happy as he ever gets, which is to say “not very.”
Let ’s talk about the scorpions for a minute , because serious grief . I thought it was nonsensical last time of year when Bronn got in a giant crossbow cockpit , like he was blasting TIE Fighters on the Millennium Falcon . Now the Scorpion are somehow more powerful , more accurate , can on the face of it recharge directly , and there was somehow enough meter to make them in a Kraken figure so they ’re on brand for the Iron Islanders . Also , it release out there are somehow XII of even bigger , more powerful scorpions line the top of the wall of King ’s landing place . It seems really slaphappy to say that these giant crossbow shank do n’t make within the verisimilitude of a show about dragons and magic Methedrine zombies , but … I do n’t think these jumbo crossbow shank wreak within the verisimilitude of this show about dragons and magic internal-combustion engine zombi . Still , it certainly negates the reward Dany ’s tartar provide / bring home the bacon and there are only two more episodes to go . There ’s not any point in getting too incommode by them now .
We ’ve seen Daenerys turn from “ Breaker of Chains ” to “ Woman Who Has to once in a while Be cue Generally assail King ’s Landing Is a Bad Idea . ” The death of Rhaegal , the capture of Missandei , and yet another ass - kick seem to transform her into “ cleaning lady Who Plans on Breaking Chains and Is uncoerced to Kill as Many People as Necessary to Do So , and Also the Chain ’s Name Is Cersei . ”
Daenerys literally says , “ I am here to free the humanity of tyrants and I will serve it no matter the cost , ” which does not bode well for the poor people being tyrannized . Daenerys is now so determined to pop Cersei and get back her throne that she utterly does not care about the animation of all the smallfolk in King ’s Landing , who will certainly pass away if she full - on attacks the metropolis .
Missandei (Nathalie Emmanuel), Daenerys, and Varys (Conleth Hill) seem unaware they’re about to get their asses kicked.
All that Tyrion can manage to do is to get Dany to correspond to give Cersei a fortune to surrender , which is n’t a especially good estimate but despite everything , the progressively sentimental Tyrion genuinely desire to give his sis — and her baby - to - be — a prospect to live . Daenerys only agrees to make the offer so that when Cersei inevitably defy , the people of King ’s landing place screw it ’s her fault when Daenerys start burning the city down along with everyone in it … right before they turn to ash , I take for granted .
After all his work trying to get a compassionate ruler on the Iron Throne , Varys is not down with this . He and Tyrion have another discussion about Daenerys ’ fitness to decree Westeros , and now Varys is fully quick to jump ship to the S.S. Jon Snow , since he ’s 1 ) more compassionate , 2 ) is a natural leader , 3 ) has the better claim to the throne anyway , 4 ) has a penis ( because the various Divine will absolutely be more accepting of a king than a queen ) , and 5 ) Jon does n’t in reality desire to be king , which may be the key to being a good ruler . Tyrion still trust Daenerys can be guide back becoming the queen they once believed in , but Tyrion is pointedly also getting very , very drunk . It ’s perfectly one of the best conversations in recent Game of Thrones retentivity , and it terminate with Varys on the face of it quick to knock Daenerys out of the picture — much like all the defective kings he served before — and a miserable Tyrion not know what to do or how to fix the situation .
As it turns out , Cersei does not want to deliver to the char whose flying lizard she just killed and fleet she just settle . In fact , Cersei is smug as hell , and Lena Headey just kill it as a charwoman whose only rage is destroying the charwoman trying to steal the Iron Throne , and is doing a fabulous task at it . Despite Tyrion ’s very heartfelt supplication to his baby to deliver and live on , and to let all the people in King ’s Landing live , the smirk Cersei simply trot out the captured Missandei , and has the Mountain behead her in front of Daenerys and Grey Worm and the others . Dany storm away , and there ’s nothing but vestal hatred on her face , for the cleaning lady presently sitting on her throne , and the desire to make her pay … no matter the monetary value to anyone . If they did n’t hate each other so much , Cersei and Daenerys would discover they have a great passel in common .
Euron (Pilou Asbaek) has no idea how strong Cersei’s (Lena Headey) smug face game is.
Even though the write up was order at lightspeed again , even though Jon made a tremendously dumb choice just to generate conflict , even despite those slow gate - crossbow - cannons , “ The Last of the Starks ” was weirdly live up to in a room last week’sbattle against the White Walkers was n’t . A huge amount of this is because we have n’t been anticipating the aftermath of that warfare for eight years , but watching our heroes ’ alliance already fall aside because of human nature and grim reality feels like the core of Game of Thrones . In a agency , it pee “ The Long Night ” feel like the optical aberration — like it was good the show knocked out that crazy engagement between the life and the dead it had been teasing since 2011 , so it could get back to the important stuff and nonsense .
There ’s also something that just feel so mighty about so many characters being desperately unhappy after winning the epic illusion battle that was on the face of it the independent dispute of the show . Daenerys has drop off another battle , another tartar , the man she fuck , and , technically , her title to the Iron Throne . Tyrion has lost his fairy to her desire for blood and fire , and is going to lose his sister and her child . Jon has fall behind the adult female he loves , and has gained the horrible cognition that in a sentience he ’s creditworthy for most of the gore in Westeros for the last 30 years , since Rhaegar Targaryen ’s love for Lyanna Stark is what commence Robert ’s Rebellion , the warfare that place the introduction for most of the violence and death that ’s occurred since season one — as well as all violence and expiry yet to come up in the final two episodes .
If Daenerys and Cersei get their way , that ’s going to be quite a lot . And as stark as that it , it also palpate very , very correct for Game of Thrones .
If this photo was in black and white it would look like it was taken at a renaissance festival in 1888.
Assorted Musings:
So many other things happened in this sequence , but first , let ’s do a quick rundown of all the other main character reference that are still in play . The Hound and Arya are traveling together to King ’s Landing , the former sure to face up his buddy the Mountain , and Arya presumably to lastly kill Cersei . However …
… Jaime also leaves Winterfell , state Brienne he ’s operate back to Cersei , but we all know he ’s go to confront her , and my money ’s on him being the one to check the crazy Queen as a parallel to him killing the Mad King all those year ago . Did anyone watching really call up Jaime was going back to Cersei ’s side ?
Bronn pop up almost literally out of thin air to peril Jaime and Tyrion with that giant crossbow Cersei gave him to murder her brothers . Tyrion promises Bronn if Cersei loses he ’ll get to govern Highgarden instead of just Riverrun , which is a promise Tyrion absolutely can not keep , but Bronn buy for some reason . Then he disappears . It ’s a weird scene , and I have no estimation where this little plot line is going , but Bronn assassinate Tyrion out of the down in the mouth one Clarence Shepard Day Jr. does not sound narratively hearty to me .
I assume Sam and Tormund ’s goodbye to Jon was also for the serial as a whole . I guess it ’s skillful that Ghost have to run free north of the Wall , a.k.a Westeros ’ farm upstate , but it would have been dainty if Ghost had get more to do that simply bug out up on - screen a duad of times strictly as cogent evidence that the showrunners had n’t forget he was still live .
When Gilly recite Jon that if she and Sam have a son they want to name it Jon , Jon recount them he hopes it ’s a girl , which is very , very sad . This is a homo who regard his existence nothing but trouble .
Jaime and Briennefinally hooking up did n’t really land for me , although the prospect of Jaime leaving did . Of of course he ’s ego - loathing enough to say Brienne he ’s impart to rejoin Cersei in that stunned room citizenry do because they retrieve being dire somehow makes it less painful for loved one when they vacate them . Also , Gwendoline Christie has an absolutely grievous vociferation face .
I do n’t desire to peach about whatever the hell was going on in the Sansa / Hound reunification . You guys experience gratis to knock yourselves out .
During the party , Tormund very loudly talks about Jon getting murdered and come back to living . Daenerys very clearly hears this , yet is somehow not at all interested . It ’s weird .
Also during the political party , Daenerys calls out Gendry as the bastard boy of the supplanter who killed her family and drove them off their rightful throne and out of Westeros , in a very minatory way . Then she identify him Lord of Storm ’s End , which is a great move ; it makes her look implausibly benevolent and forgiving , but it also asserts her power because she ’s very publicly showing she ’s in charge of deciding what happens in Westeros . Then poor Gendry require Arya to be his lady , but Arya give him a hard pass . She ’s got people to drink down !
On that banknote : Okay , as far as we know , there are only two people left on Arya ’s putting to death list : 1 ) Cersei , 2 ) the Mountain , and 3 ) Ilyn Payne , the executioner who beheaded Ned back in season one , under Joffrey ’s orders . Since I ’m to the full convinced Jaime will be the one to kill Cersei , and the Hound will obviously re - down his blood brother , I do n’t really know what Arya ’s going to do in King ’s landing place . I ca n’t imagine the show would let her toss off the Night King and Cersei ( who is effectively the show ’s second big bad ) , but it would feel very Game of Thrones for her , after having been an unstoppable slaying machine for season now , to get herself killed while leaving her last goal unfulfilled .
I know Kit Harington sometimes gets knocked for his acting , but the picture where he ’s kissing Dany and you’re able to practically see him remember that she ’s his aunty and labour her off was terrific .
Jon to Tormund : “ puking is not keep . ” Tormund , after view it for a 2nd : “ Yes it is . ”
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