Bunny Stabbing and Oyster Licking on Heroes

Last night ’s installment of Heroes proves once and for all that this show basically does not give a crap if anyone keep watching – peculiarly if that “ anyone ” happens to be female . Spoilers ahead .

Just check out this astonishingly long and painful sequence when Claire nabs a business at the comic ledger memory board . Apparently amusing book store are load down with MALES ONLY , so in case you are female and were thinking about getting into comics , DON’T GO THERE . Because if you do , a bunch of man who match some casting director ’s idea of “ swot ” will gaze at you creepily and make you feel like a freak . I get it on that the comic leger memory owner rent Claire strictly on the basis of the promise that he and everyone else will be able to sexually harrass her – or at least gaze at her .

Why did we need this giant buildup scene for a job that Claire ultimately is never going to take because she ’s run out to start up the surreptitious mutant railroad with vaporize dada ? Was it just to have the pleasure of regard a hot mirthful book eccentric throw away all his values ( “ Oh , they ’re only funny books ! ” ) so he can get a snuff of the yarn on Claire ’s head ? Or was it so that we could all prompt the ma’am that they ’re not welcome in our clubhouse ? Seriously this scene almost drove me to write the word of honor “ ugh ” 700 times alternatively of a dissatisfied revaluation with a slightly broader vocabulary .

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OK , so what the hell happened last night other than uncollectible gender ? Well , Hiro and Ando mince around to the “ Asian amusing relief ” euphony and discovered that they ’re going to have to protect Matt Parkman ’s babe ego . And grownup Matt Parkman got rescued from his explodey undershirt due to some fast footwork by Nathan , who is now apparently on the side of serious again . Nathan is also busily taste to break icy Tracy out of prison , and has decide to take on the Hunter too . Unfortunately , when the Hunter throw him out a windowpane , he has to bring out his fly side .

But that ’s only after the single most disgusting scene need oyster to ever bump off the small screen . essay to worm some intel out of Mama Petrelli , Hunter start all soft and probey on her in a gracious restaurant where she slurp ( SLURPS ! ) huitre succus at him , snorgles champagne , and basically tongue him remotely if that ’s possible . Maybe that ’s her latent superpower : Remote tonguing . ( I ’ve heard that ’s an undocumented feature in nmap actually . ) He ’s trying to tell her that she has lots of skeletons in her closet and she should give up the goods on Nathan , and then she slurps something about Angola and he gets all huffy and leaves . Score one for the distant natural language .

So Nathan and HRG are wholly sound up against Hunter , even though President Worf has dismissed Hunter from the mutant roundup project . ( Where is President Worf by the way ? Michael Dorn , we necessitate you . ) And Parkman is on the on the loose , though mostly in babe form .

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Meanwhile , Sylar is still without his boyfriend , which make me sad . So he has a encounter with daddy , who turn out to be a taxidermist dying of cancer . They bond over killing a bunny ( which was almost as bad as the remote tonguing scene ) , then scarf out the bunny , and then press over whether dad will be able-bodied to steal Sylar ’s healing powers by using some kind of sleepy whistle exponent . Of course Sylar win , and leave behind soda water to die easy of Cancer the Crab surrounded by dead creature in a broken - down cabin . The best part of their fight was when Sylar totally did a Spock eyebrow thing when his pa say something ridiculous . Yay for any hints of scifi story that are n’t Heroes !

Also , Sylar accept the farce bunny girl he and papa kill and left it as a present on Hunter ’s mantle . He also leave alone himself as a present tense in the hall , so expect next sequence ( in two workweek ) to give us some Sylar vs. Hunterhomoerotic smackypants . Also , Claire did wind up help oneself the puppetmaster dude get away from some evil Hunter agents , and then the government at last came after her for reals . Luckily , Rebel sent her a schoolbook message about it just in fourth dimension and her superdaddy come to deliver her before the goons could go necessitate , “ flight of stairs or invisibleness ? ! Pick one , bitch ! ”

melody in next week , when a giant band of female amusing book oddball take over the laughable Christian Bible store and tell that dude in the glasses to count pretty and hand out gratis confect to their friends while they leer at his ass .

Lesdilley