Are you ride well ? Then lease me take a breath heavy . Schooooooooooooo . Once upon a time , there was a Jedi Knight called Anakin Skywalker , who endure in lookup of the Dark Side . Schooooooooooooo .
If this lamp had been available to dismount up those recollective , lone evenings , and thrust patterns on his matching Darth Vader bed linen paper , Schooooooooooooo , then maybe he ’d have been so scared at night that he would n’t have cut through over . Schooooooooooooo . Maybe he ’d have become Celine Dion ’s marimba player , or a dancer at the Folies Bergere , Schooooooooooooo , maybe he ’d be working his arse off as a Giz houseman , so we could mail him out on coffee run and force him to do the housekeeping when we ’re too busy . Schooooooooooooo . I cerebrate he ’d have become a piece of furniture designer if he ’d had one of these $ 40 buck lamps in his room .
My pharynx hurts . [ Collectors GalleryviaGeekAlerts ]
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