There ’s one matter that almost never makes it into viral videos ( even our own ) ofadorable slothfulness , and that ’s pooping . believably because sloths generally go only once a calendar week ( and sometimes only once a calendar month ) , but also because it ’s mildly pock . It ’s like watching an brute ever so slowly give nativity — but to a chunky , melanise turd .
On a recent visit to the National Aviary in Pittsburgh , The Washington Postnot only asked firmly - hitting questions on sloth the skinny mechanics , as befitting such a storied journalistic initiation , but also captured rare video of a baby sloth doing his line .
The adorable , 5 - month - oldValentinois a Linnaeus ’s two - toed sloth , and he only urinates and defecates once a week , in what an aviary employee described as an opening of the floodgates . It all comes out in one bounteous piece , like a hardy poop snake .
A sizable sloth turd can be up to a third of the animal ’s body weight unit , and when it pass , you’re able to visibly see their stomach shrinking . When Valentino is done , you ’ll get a somewhat frightful coup d’oeil of the yawn cavern that is his anus .
In the wild , three - toed sloth climb down from the canopy just to poop , doing a little “ poo saltation ” to make a small latrine . It ’s a risky activity , given how slow the brute are . An estimated half of sloth fatalities occur on the earth ( and thus , half of sloth fatalities were sloth who really had to go ) .
Why some sloths undergo such a production every time they need to poop is a scientific enigma , since they could easily just allow loose with their elephantine turds from the canopy . ( snaffle your chapeau , because two - toed slothfulness like Valentino often get informal from above rather than making the trek to the timber floor.)One hypothesisalleges that it ’s part of a symbiotic human relationship between the sloth , moths , and alga , though it ’s far from universally accepted . It may also connect to sloth courtship , indicate to other available sloths through pheromones . Either way , it ’s an luxuriant production .
[ h / tThe Washington Post ]
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