Kickstarter has brought us many wonderful things : thePebble smartwatch;levitating lighter bulbs;RC pterodactyls . But one thing it dead does not want to get to life is this fart - tracking wearable .
The premiss of theCH4(witty science joke alarm ) is pretty simple : nip off the gaudy plastic box , approximately the size of one ( 1 ) Apple Watch to your butt , and it will notice when you break wind , signalling that information to your smartphone . You then record in what you ’ve had to deplete recently , and the app mastication on the Big Data Dump to make out what solid food you should avoid :
The app comes with a dashboard that combines fart trailing with food habits . As you use the app longer , foods get correlated with gas production and the app identifies food for thought that you should avoid . Is n’t it awesome ? !
[ Emphasis entirely theirs ]
At the time of writing , 8 hoi polloi with admission to an internet connection had decided that they are willing to part with $ 120 in return for get a small charge plate boxwood sniff their rump throughout the daylight . If you ’d wish to get together them ( and simultaneously prove that it ’s clock time for this World Wide Web experimentation to be shut the perdition down ) , theKickstarter linkis right here .
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