Facebook is now a publicly trade fellowship , weeeeeeeee ! What you did n’t buy in ? We did n’t either . Here ’s what to do with your $ 41 instead .
Unless you ’ve experience millions of dollar mark and Brobdingnagian portfolio with a major firm , you did n’t get that $ 38 asking price before the bell . Now it ’s at $ 41 . Who know what ’ll be subsequently but , shit , some of us do n’t even have that much to spare , anyway . Long - terminal figure investment ? Bah . Plus , I want a sandwich .
Here ’s to the instant satisfaction $ 41 can leave :
A new pair of Levi ’s
Minetta Black Label Burgerand a dry pint of Old Speckled Hen . Plus tax . And a $ 4.03 lead .
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Ten bit with an easterly European River Cam girl
A tank of gasoline
The Avengers in IMAX 3 - D. Twice .
A pedicure
My water placard
53.52 % of a ticket to Sea universe
Thirty minutes with a Western European cam girl
Birth control condition
This :
Game of Thrones time of year 1 on DVD
Half ofthis :
Three type of these :
A set of these :
A just the ticket to see GZA perform Liquid Swords
Two bottles oflovely white wine-colored
A calendar week ’s worth of groceries
Two day ’s Charles Frederick Worth of cigaret
A yr ’s worth of lighters
1.9 grams of sens and a Dutch
190 cheap dumplings
A $ 41 hoodie
slipper
A dozen Belon Oysters
A Groupon cleaning service
8 oz oflovely coffee
An AeroPress
A Holga
Three bottles of endearing beer
One share of Microsoft and a sandwich
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